Thursday, November 15, 2007

Digital Sodomy

And another thing, where's the kids and mothers line at Narita. Do you think screaming kids are going to look good as their mothers are being interrogated? I wrote the book on marketing fundamentals, and you'll see there right at number 3:

Cute crying kids: bad

Especially, those foreign halfs. They're so damnably kawaii (Rule#2 kawaii sells fucking anything) till they grow up to be gaijin. Get that line of cute kids and mothers whisked through. Great camera op. Who wouldn't be smiling knowing that the other half run the risk of the full body search. Especially, now we've moved Dr. Hiroto "Digital Sodomy" Matsuoka to airport security.

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